Sage

The company i work for plays the kookiest (mandatory) tracks. Today, "Downtown" by Petula Clark came on, which made me want to strangle someone. Until i listened.

How can you lose? You'll find
your place for sure
Forget all your cares and go
Downtown
... Some little places to go to
where they never close
And you may find...
Someone who is just like you and
needs a gentle hand to guide them along
Go
Downtown
Don't wait a minute more

If this is not about oral sex and a hand job i don't know what is. It should be featured in porn!

Eh, it probably has already been done before. There's no such thing as an original thought. Which has certainly been said before. Which proves the truism.