Some mornings i must have orange juice - I need it in my veins. Probably my body's instinctive effort to replenish the electrolytes it's lost to inebriation.
When that happens, i drive over to Mickey Dee's on the way to work for my fix, with vodka from the previous night still on my breath.
Voilà! Instant screwdriver!
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11 years ago
2 comments:
OMG! I am now on a diet because after three kids and a content marriage, I have ballooned up and need to lose some weight. The orange juice I miss the most. My doc told me it takes 16 oranges to make a cup of OJ. WTF??? I love it.
doc is misinformed! i have often squeezed my own in bulk. 16-20 oranges would make ~1/2 gallon. consistently.
... rj
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