DND

I was just about to make a drink when my brother W called. I hate the phone. Cuz i'm always awkward on it. But i picked up anyway.

My timing is always wrong when it comes to having phone conversations. Today was no exception. We'd simultaneously start a sentence, i'd abruptly shut up, then not know what to say.

"You sound drunk," commented W half-jokingly.

"No," i replied. "I haven't started yet."

I tend to wait till late afternoon to start drinking. Just foolin' myself: If i don't drink all day you can't call me a drunk.