Saturday, March 31, 2007

Majestic


Jonathan Rhys Meyers is playing Henry VIII in The Tudors on Showtime. The commercial is so replete with smoldering stares and writhing bodies, you can literally see the camera lens steam up.

Are you serious? Henry VIII. The same guy who inspired Protestant Christianity and decades of bloodshed because he wanted to get the Church to sanction his divorce just so he could legally fuck someone else? Made out to be one romantic epic of tormented lovers?! Really?

Have you seen portraits of Henry VIII? He was one fat ass. Above the neck wasn't much to look at, either. Check out Rhys Meyers! Come on, people, cease being preposterous!

Now, all this said, i wish i had Showtime.

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