My Strange Brunch

- 1 serving of smoked salmon
- 0.2 oz. American Ossetra caviar
- 1 slice of wheat bread with honey mustard and spicy brown mustard
- 1 jalapeño-stuffed olive
- herb salad with baby greens, sliced mushrooms, mini pearl grape tomatoes, and sesame soy ginger vinaigrette

in that order.

And the only thing that strikes me as odd is the lone olive.