Alexander Is Turning In His Grave

On Sunday morning JD called on his cell so as not to interrupt his internet connection with Vonage voice usage. [Don't ask.]

We were on the subject of screen capture, when i heard him say, "Lipitor® is cooool!"

"Wha?" I was perplexed. "Did you say 'Lipitor® is cool'?"

"No!..." Cried JD. "I said, 'The Snip-It Tool is cool!'"

"O-o-oh..." I responded. "That makes more sense. Cuz isn't Lipitor like a liver mediation?* I was like, 'What an abrupt change in subject!'"


*It is not. See the official site.