Snippet 3

Shiitake* the schnauzer** likes to ride on Elsie's lap in the Odyssey. Now that she's 5 months along she's becoming less accommodating.

W and i were in the front row when we heard:

"You can lick me all you want, i'm not gonna let you get on me."

I turned around to Elsie to inquire, "Is that what you tell W too when he's trying to mount you?"

(Roar... Roar... Guffaw...)



*Not his real name
**Not his real breed