Collaboration of Me & JD, Circa Midnight One Sunday

Hush little baby don’t say a word
Papa’s gonna buy you a mockingbird

If that mockingbird don’t sing
Papa’s gonna buy you a diamond ring

If that diamond ring don't shine
Papa's gonna buy you an SUV

If that SUV don't run
Papa's gonna buy you a Catholic nun

If that Catholic nun don't blow
Papa's gonna buy you a crackhead ho.