Peeve

This morning i heard on the news that, according to a new study, death rate decreases in collisions involving vehicles with side-impact airbags, regardless of vehicle size or model.

Really? It took a new study to prove that? Gee, i wonder how many dollars went into the research! I would think the more cushions you have around you when you hit something while encased in metal, the better. Isn't that sort of obvious?!

In fact, in fairyland, every car turns into marshmallow in an accident, and no one ever goes owie.