End of the World As We Know It... I Feel Fine

So 6/6/6 has come and gone, and no end of the world.

i'd like to live through armageddon to tell the story. But that could never be, cos if anyone survived, it wouldn't be the end. Not till that one (un)lucky bastard dies, too. And besides, who would you tell if you're the only one left? Come to think of it, even if there were others left to tell, why would i need to? Everyone else would've lived through it. "Duh," they'd say. "I was there!"

So, no apocalypse, to my dismay.

OK, maybe i lied. i'm kinda glad we're still all here. Well, i'm not all here. But i try. i really do. i just may survive another judgment day... or absence thereof.