Tainted

I like white tees. I like white underwear.

I like white boys.

But... back to the underwear: Sometimes you don't see how dingy a piece has become until you hold it up against another that is pure and immaculate.

Kinda how i feel when i examine my life, and, against advice, compare it to others': I am dingy.

Someone OxiClean me please!

Oh... yes, i know. The only one who can OxiClean me is me.