I'm So Bright I Blind Myself

Yesterday i was getting breakfast at McDonald's when i saw "Usage McMuffin" on the menu.

I thought, "Oooh, a new item! A marketing campaign appealing to nerds?"

During my two-minute wait, I was this close to asking the clerk what a Usage McMuffin had on it, when i realized...

It's Sausage McMuffin, with the plaque shoved too far left, behind the rim.