Goner

Why the 56-year-old Jerry Springer look-alike who recently contacted me on my online dating site is NOT gonna get a response (as emailed to Denisse last night):

1. Doesn't drink alcohol. [WHAT?!??!!]
2. Reminds me of Elton John in other pix.
3. Reminds me of the senator who turns into a puddle in X-Men.

In fact, more like, as he turns into a puddle...