Sweet & Sour

This morning i saw that 22-year-old Riley* had texted me at 1 a.m. to ask what i was doing.

Aww... he was lonely on a Friday night. He's not a bad person.

I replied saying i was asleep at 1 a.m. He texted back later: "Whoz thz"

Oh, very mature. He's only texted me 537 times this week. Not to mention having sent 2 pornographic animated gifs even after our "falling out", asking my opinion. Nice try. Not unless you have dissociative personality disorder, Riley.

Wouldn't be the first for me either.

So Riley doesn't like rejection. Who does? Now he's passive-aggressive cuz he anticipated to get laid and didn't. It's a world of disappointment, kiddo. Welcome.

Take it easy... Pent-up anger leads to one's first psychotic break.

Wow. I am older and wiser.


*Not his realy name