Saturday, November 03, 2007

Reisling-Soaked

Last night a bug fell in my half-full glass. (See? I'm an optimist.)

Fearful i would ingest the critter, i scooped it up with one finger and left it clinging on the inside wall of the stemware.

Seconds later, the mutha came alive! And proceeded to crawl upwards.

When i was ready to wash my vessel, i flicked the creature, and it landed in the sink. Once again it proceeded to crawl upwards. I did not want to blatantly drown it, so i left it alone.

This morning, i found the bug on my kitchen counter, all dried up. Dead.

I relate to the bug.

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