Cessation

I took off from my continent late Tuesday night and arrived on my parents' bright and early on Thursday their time. It is now Saturday afternoon in the Eastern Hemisphere. I still haven't taken a shit. I am genuinely concerned. I might get fecal poisoning!

I guess i so don't wanna be here that even my poo refuses to land!

Course, i don't deny the other attribute of having gone cold turkey on alcoholic consumption. I mean, they don't call it "going dry" for nothing.