This afternoon Derek II told this paintball story:
One time, this guy snuck up behind me. I totally didn't hear him. He whispered in my ear, "Drop the gun or i'll shoot."
If you know paintball, you know it hurts to be hit. I mean you're black and blue for days. At that close a range, it'd be brutal.
Derek dropped his weapon like a hot potato.
As he accounted for the incident, i was strangely turned on.
In my version where i'm the antagonist, after the guy whispers in my ear, he grabs and fucks me real hard until i bleed.
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