Maneuver

I wake up with an inexplicable pain when i move my right thumb. I think i seriously have pulled a muscle.

I can only guess the injury is a result of:

A. Balancing the netbook on my knees while watching the Academy Awards for as long as it went on last night. Oh, and i was typing and shit, too.

or

B. Wielding a massive toy before bed.

And now i can die happy having said "massive" and "toy" in the same sentence.