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Riley:
(After failing at pulling a coworker's leg)
He didn't believe me! I'm hurt!
[Pause]
Contrary to public belief... and mythical lore, I have feelings.

V:
If you say so.

R:
No... Actually, I sold them to the devil a long time ago.

V:
I wanna sell my feelings. Can you hook me up with the devil?