Revelation 9

These two words i learned over the weekend:

Enophile: one that likes wine.

Orchidectomy: derived from "orchid", this means the removal of one or both testes. (Ouch!)

I also learned: (1) i like wine now even though i used to consider the whole ritual and related activities pretentious. (2) An orchid in bloom is perceived to visually resemble the male genitalia. Did NOT know that. Would've never made the association. Yuck!

Could this be why JD gave me 2 orchid plants in the past 22 months? And is this why i've never had any success sustaining one?