Sunday, November 02, 2008

Decorum

Today after Brad's service i wanted to see how Stewart liked Derek II's Halloween bash which, as i mentioned, i couldn't make a cameo at.

Not like i really needed to know. Just had to make small talk. Cuz where do you go from lying about being fine after someone inquires on your well-being?

They probably don't really need to know, either. We're all just making small talk. We don't know what else to do.

"Did you have fun?" I asked Stewart.

I could see "What?!! You sick bastard..." all over Stewart's face. He was dumbfounded.

Hastily i elaborated/clarified, "Last night?", realizing my question was utterly inappropriate given we had JUST ATTENDED SERVICE FOR THE DECEASED.

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