Derek II informed me this afternoon that a recent study finds that size 10 women are the happiest of all sizes. Size 2 women are the 4th most miserable.
(He had misquoted. Size 14 women are in actuality the happiest according to the study. But it matters not.)
He guessed that i'm a 2. If that was conjecture based on the level of misery, he was probably dead on. LOL!
"If i'm gonna be happier," i suggested. "Maybe i should go up to size 10!"
"You're not gonna be happier," chuckled Derek. "Stay vain and thin. You're doing great!"
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1 comment:
Size 14 sounds good to me.
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