Racy

Last time i met with Taylor @ his favorite hangout, he happily reported, "That guy just totally eye-fucked you!"

I cracked up.

Last night i dressed to be eye-fucked. And i was, on several occasions.

When i showed up at Denisse's door, her expression was priceless.

"This outfit is for the ex," i said.

"This makes me feel like i should change," said Denisse. "But i don't feel like being naked."

Russel laughed a heartfelt one. I'm sure Denisse's nakedness is a merry thought to Russel.

That's right...

If you can't get loved, get laid.

If you can't get laid, at least get eye-fucked.