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JD:
"Disconcerting"! That's such a great word.

V:
I think of such greater words when i'm drunk than sober.

JD:
Cuz you're so Chinese when you're sober.

V:
And you're so dry and boring when you're sober.

JD:
Aww... That's like a dagger nicking at my aorta.

V:
"Aorta"! That's such a great word.