Pariah

I have cobwebs around the house not due to laziness but sheer ignorance.

I am 38 years old and i don't know how to clean cobwebs.

I believe i have asked for advice and was told to "take a stick and whirl around them like cotton candy". Sounds lovely.

Only i don't have a stick. Who keeps a big stick around the house?!

Except maybe Theodore Roosevelt when he was alive. (Ha, ha.)