Two Days Before Finding Yael Naïm

Canadian Riley saw on Facebook my intention to learn Français, and asked why.

"French is one language i have no concept on," i explained. "Cuz i have some in German, Italian, Spanish... Even Dutch!"

"You ain't much if you ain't Dutch," responded Riley with an evil grin. "You probably already know some French. What do you know?"

"No much," i said. "Oui... Je t'aime... Eau..."

Riley laughed. Then i added, "So basically i'm able to express affection to water."