Still Water

Yesterday Kato caught me dragging my feet, zombie-esque.

"Wake up!" Cried Kato.

"I'm not not awake," i responded. "I'm just fucking depressed."

Wow, when i use two not's back to back, that's when you know it's serious.

Earlier in the day Kato had snuck up and popped a vast area of a sheet of bubble wrap right next to my left ear, the decibel equivalent of firecrackers. I neither jumped nor screamed. Barely turning around from gazing at my monitor, i idly raised one eyebrow to acknowledge the incident.

I may have impressed Kato twice in one day.