Pinkberry

The Row

Just so i can say i have done it.

I still don't get it. It is SO hyped up.

And may i just remark that peeps on The Row all enunciate cautiously, staring at you intensely, willing you to understand English - in case you're a fucking tourist.

Then i open my mouth and they're relieved. Sigh.

The custom label's even got my moniker on it! (Can't show you here but trust me, it's there.) Doesn't get more posh than that!

Yep. "Small Passion". That's me.