Homeward Bound

Home births in the U.S. has increased 20% between 2004 and 2008, according to a study at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Home births had been declining from 1990 to 2004, and white women who embrace natural birth account for the recent increase.

Yeah, only white babies are free from the burden of proof of citizenship. Women of any other color would be like:

Rush me to the hospital. Now! I want witnesses. And make that cert long-form!