Elemental

Finally used the new pump on my bike tonight. The fucka looks menacing, doesn't it?

It's only been two years of not riding. And i'm surprised the tires are flat?

After what felt like 15 minutes of hard pumping, i was reminded of futile BJ's when a man would NEVER cum.

Yeah, flaccid.

At least with the bike tire, deflation was, if existent, negligible.