Amelia Calls Me a Sweetie

In P!nk's latest hit "Glitter in the Air", the climax is arguably the phrase "You called me sugar." My heart swells with the music.

Then there is the ubiquitous term of endearment "honey".

Part of RJ's name starts with an "M". I'm thinking M is for "molasses".

Although it would be ridiculous to address someone as such: "C'mere, Molasses."

Why not "syrup"? It's simple. (Ha, ha.)

Or "dextrose". That would be cool enough to befit Mad Men.