Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Awe-Ite 4

Pre-Op called me yesterday afternoon to gather medical history information to relay to my near-future anesthesia administrator. It was embarrassingly and annoyingly low-tech of them. Besides, Don't you have my file?

About 3 minutes into the conversation, I was asked, "Have you had, or do you now have cancer?"

"Uh, yeah," I replied, choking back a laugh. "That's why i'm having the operation."

"That's why you're calling me i thought?" I wanted to quip.

Later the gal wanted to know what was the most strenuous exercise i had in a regular week. She gave me a couple of examples: grocery shopping; walking...

That threw me off. Exercise? Does sex count?

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