Vignette 23

Went to lunch at BJ's the other day with the fam. As usual, i get the table, AC and Elsie lag behind, W parks the van and takes OC in later.

As the hostess sat the 3 of us, she glanced at AC in tow and frowned, confused.

"You did say two kid's menus, right?" The girl verified.

"Yes," I replied with a smile. "The second one is imaginary."