Instead of "Oink"

It reads:

All is well
Dance of the pig

I love it!

Kitchen Strainer

Bacon Press

by Norpro

Seasoning the cast iron press with vegetable oil at low heat

Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs

Courtesy The New Yorker

Snippet 168

V:
You're the greatest!

RJ:
I am! Happy birthday!

V:
THAT is so cute!

RJ:
It is cheesy.

V:
I thought it was very thoughtful.

RJ:
I did too. Can't wait to see water come out of its nostrils!