Snippet 218

V:
[Upon hearing Alley yelping in agony and RJ repeating, "No! No!", runs to the living room]
What did you do?

RJ:
I just grabbed her snout and told her no.

V:
It sounded like you fucked her in the ass with a cactus.

RJ:
Sadly, no.

(On explaining to Alley that we live in a condo:
If there are people out there, it's okay.
Your jurisdiction is in here.
If someone comes in here and we don't want them here,
Kill them.)

I think she's got it now.

V:
[As Alley lets out another bark]
Doubtful.