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Men over the age of 40 who are single are either defective or refurbished. One who's never been married by then must be defective. A divorced man at that age might have been fixed - refurbished. At least you get an extended warranty.

- Lorey

Pivot

Just watched Taran Killam open for the recorded episode of SNL from last night. I happen to find Killam very talented and have enjoyed his performance since he was a rookie (and still have a hard time remembering his name). After he announced, "Live from New York!..." which is always satisfying, I found myself thinking, "He's a nice kid."

It hit me. That's a true sign of age. I remember watching the funny men on SNL for decades, the likes of Dennis Miller, Norm MacDonald, up till the more recent generation of Jimmy Fallon and Andy Samberg, feeling incredibly drawn to them. Let's face it, humor is sexy. And to know that you have that power and know how much you can get away with. Wow. The rush!

I just went from "I wanna bonk that guy" to "That's a nice kid". Shit.

Snippet 215

[Salsa being danced on TV]
V:
One two three. One two three. It's easy. If you can count you can dance!

RJ:
If you can read you can cook.

V:
Tru dat!

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On militia in some parts of the world: sang gaily with RJ "Rape and Pillage" to the tune of "Love and Marriage" (did not harmonize).

You can't have one without the
Other.

Snippet 214

RJ:
What's it called when people can't sleep?

V:
Uh... Amnesia... Nostalgia...
[Thinking]
I'm... Somniac?

RJ:
Insomniac! That's it!

V:
But you have to admit: amnesia and nostalgia are not far from it.