[RJ comments on yet another post entitled "RJ Makes Dinner"]
V:
Are you suggesting my blog is turning insipid?
Well maybe at "RJ Makes Dinner 135"...
Oh, i was being optimistic.
Tips for Finding Happiness in Your Daily Life
11 years ago
Monday, January 25, 2010
RJ Makes Dinner 7
1/2 cup of butter seems A LOT of buttah...
Shredded partly by yours truly
Chicken hash with duck pâté. Two words: mmm mmm!
Duck Duck Goose
This evening i come home to this message on my machine:
Please accept our sincere apology. Goodbye.
And that was it. No intro, short and sweet.
I was touched.
Now, i know it's an automated recording involuntarily edited. But i choose to believe that is the cosmos expressing remorse on every instance i was fucked*.
I accept.
*In reference to mishaps, NOT intercourse
Please accept our sincere apology. Goodbye.
And that was it. No intro, short and sweet.
I was touched.
Now, i know it's an automated recording involuntarily edited. But i choose to believe that is the cosmos expressing remorse on every instance i was fucked*.
I accept.
*In reference to mishaps, NOT intercourse
There's Dic in Diction
OK, so i'm OCD. Wait, it's "i have OCD".
It's when you obsess with your association with OCD then you know you definitely are/have OCD.
It's when you obsess with your association with OCD then you know you definitely are/have OCD.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Advent
'Twas a pivotal day:
1. Submitted my long due resignation letter.
2. Bought a $60 bottle of Angel by Thierry Mugler.
Yeah, i've got my priorities straight.
1. Submitted my long due resignation letter.
2. Bought a $60 bottle of Angel by Thierry Mugler.
Yeah, i've got my priorities straight.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
RJ Makes Dinner 4
Bisteca de Palomilla and pan-fried broccoli cheddar mashed pototo cakes
Heart-shaped as it turned out...RJ suspected the presentation was too monochromatic.
I beg to differ. The texture and the depth more than makes up.
Plus it's friggin' sautéed onion and potatoes. Hello!
Yuzu Bergamot at Dawn
This evening i was listening to an all-time favorite again, "The Heart of the Matter" by Don Henley.
Forgiveness
Even if
Even if
you don't love me anymore
I just realized: if somebody doesn't love you, there is nothing to forgive.
Forgiveness
Even if
Even if
you don't love me anymore
I just realized: if somebody doesn't love you, there is nothing to forgive.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Snippet 135
V:
Did your blueberry pancakes come with one piece of bacon or...?
RJ:
Two.
V:
Cuz one is too lonely and three is illegal?
Did your blueberry pancakes come with one piece of bacon or...?
RJ:
Two.
V:
Cuz one is too lonely and three is illegal?
Snippet 134
RJ:
So shall i or shall i not marinate the cube steak?
V:
(laughs)
For a second there i thought you asked, "So shall i or shall i not marry you?"
So shall i or shall i not marinate the cube steak?
V:
(laughs)
For a second there i thought you asked, "So shall i or shall i not marry you?"
Snippet 133
RJ:
This rose bush is going to be in full bloom in a couple of months...
And I don't know if you've noticed but the archway is covered with these vines... That's star jasmine. In April it becomes really fragrant.
So if you stick around...
V:
Only two reasons to stay? I don't know.
This rose bush is going to be in full bloom in a couple of months...
And I don't know if you've noticed but the archway is covered with these vines... That's star jasmine. In April it becomes really fragrant.
So if you stick around...
V:
Only two reasons to stay? I don't know.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Merry Bunch
21-year-old Ashley "hun"s everyone at the office (we're twice or thrice her age) and is way into terms of endearment, a disease she allegedly contracted in high school.
The other day she called Sherry "sugar plums", tickling her pink. Then the girl followed that act by addressing Liv* with "butter cakes".
Yesterday afternoon Liv squinted at Ashley. "I'm trying to come up with a nickname for you," she announced. "Something sweet..."
"How about... cough syrup?" I eagerly suggested as I fake-handed Ashley paperwork. "Here ya go, cherry cough syrup!"
*Not her real name
The other day she called Sherry "sugar plums", tickling her pink. Then the girl followed that act by addressing Liv* with "butter cakes".
Yesterday afternoon Liv squinted at Ashley. "I'm trying to come up with a nickname for you," she announced. "Something sweet..."
"How about... cough syrup?" I eagerly suggested as I fake-handed Ashley paperwork. "Here ya go, cherry cough syrup!"
*Not her real name
Snippet 132
V:
It's chilly.
Ashley:
(Suffering from DOMS from a Tae Kwon Do session)
I'm not even feeling it. I'm just focusing on my legs.
V:
So you're focusing on the pain rather than the cold.
It's chilly.
Ashley:
(Suffering from DOMS from a Tae Kwon Do session)
I'm not even feeling it. I'm just focusing on my legs.
V:
So you're focusing on the pain rather than the cold.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Slippery
Elsie asks what made me turn around and smile in my new FB profile pic.
"Estoy enamorada," i want to reply.
And "Bite me!" I want to add.
"Estoy enamorada," i want to reply.
And "Bite me!" I want to add.
Monday, January 11, 2010
RJ Makes Dinner 2
Fresh horseradish
Baked potato
Old Bay prawns with homemade cocktail sauce
Rib eye with baked potato
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
Saturday, January 02, 2010
Snippet 131
RJ:
I once knew this fellow. He'd cry at the drop of a hat. Everyone teased him. He'd say, "My kidneys are wired funny."
V:
So he was incontinent through his eyes?
I once knew this fellow. He'd cry at the drop of a hat. Everyone teased him. He'd say, "My kidneys are wired funny."
V:
So he was incontinent through his eyes?
Friday, January 01, 2010
Snippet 130
V:
It's good to see you laugh.
RJ*:
It's good to see your tits.
V:
There you have it: the gender gap.
*Not his real name
It's good to see you laugh.
RJ*:
It's good to see your tits.
V:
There you have it: the gender gap.
*Not his real name
